Llama

Today, direct from the Andes, we bring you ..... llamas. Ok, maybe they actually live in Langley rather than the Andes but still, not native to Canada. And people came in their droves to the Nature Park to see them and to walk with them. Goats were substituted for two of the llamas, and they seemed to be rather curmudgeonly, but then who can blame them, the butchers' shops round here regularly feature goat leg. We were also selling and serving blueberry pie, but the real draw was the llamas.

Now if you watch 'Little Britain' then you will know of course that the only gay in the village is Daffyd Thomas. In his case however, virtually everyone in the village is gay and the rest are completely uninhibited talking about gay sexual practices.
Sadly for Lance Williams, he actually was the only gay in his village. Well maybe not the only one, but fairly rare, so he was a bit of a silly billy to go on the rob. He was caught on video-cam and easily identified because of his rather camp way of walking. He won't be doing it again for a while.

So, what are the fluffy, feel-good middle easterners doing right now? Oh, they are taking a little bit of time out from praising terrorist organisation Hezbollah for attempting to annihilate Israel, by enjoying a little gay-bashing spree. Except that gay-bashing doesn't really come close to describing it. Now Sadman Insane, if you remember, happily gassed Kurds, Shi-ites and, well, anyone whose gib he didn't like the cut of.
But now Shi-ites, themselves victims of Hussein's death squads, are finding someone they don't like and deciding to do a bit of mass killing. But really, this is nothing like Hitler at all, I can hardly see any similarity.
Oh and, you remember how Iran executed a girl who was raped - because she was raped ? Well, Iraqi Shi-ites are also eliminating children who have been abused.

I can't imagine why we use our own people to test drugs on. Oh yes, sorry, I can, it's because we aren't Nazis, but the man who almost died last year after a drug trial went horribly, horribly wrong, gets the chance to face death yet again as he has now been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer. Poor bloody bugger. I hope the no-mark terrorists who refer to themselves as animal rights activists can imagine what it must be like for this bloke. But I guess they can't, since they frequently attack humans to stop medical research.

Perhaps the Dalai Llama* could help, I'm not sure which one he is, and honestly, none of them looked very wise, but then who can really tell? People gain peace and healing from swimming with dolphins, maybe walking with llamas has the same effect.

*Yes, I do know that the Dalai Llama is not actually a llama.
**Thanks again to Simmi for various articles.